Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever
(via ruffinmymuffin)
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
(via johndaveisthebomb)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
(via shayofalltrades)
| Me: I won't get jealous |
| Me: Who's this fucking whore |
I’ve seen hell through my own eyes
This looks like heaven
(via ruffinmymuffin)
I can’t decide if
- someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed a cheeseburger
- a cheeseburger stabbed someone
- a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger
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